You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you’re not looking, somebody’ll sneak up and write “Fuck you” right under your nose. Try it sometime. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it’ll say “Holden Caulfield” on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it’ll say “Fuck you.” I’m positive, in fact.J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher in the Rye.
Son of a bitch! This professor refuses to give me an A!
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Hey Wonderful - Theophilus London (by BlackXEnergy)
While everyone else is going ape-shit over OFWGKTA….
College…
These Days: The Tallest Man on Earth (by showandtellmedia)
The History Notes of Kevin N.:
” Allen, Larkman and O’Brian were tried on wack evidence.”
I also remarked upon the House of Lords as being “sons of bitches,” as they turned down H.H. Asquith’s British Welfare bill in 1910.
If I’ve learned anything in my Irish history class, it’s “don’t fuck with the IRA!”
